“So I’m at work, getting ready for this big presentation and I’m nervous…
So I pop a Booster Bite in my mouth for a quick burst of confidence.
And as I’m watching the girl before me present, I can’t help noticing she’s wearing a teeny, tiny skirt that barely covers anything.
Now normally, I’d appreciate the view and that’s that…
But today, because I popped this Booster Bite, the unthinkable starts happening
I get this rockiness that won’t go away!
And of course I’m the person who has to present next.
Usually rockiness goes away within a few minutes. But this one doesn’t budge.
I try stretching my jacket down to cover it and think it does a good job.
So I present my presentation for 10 minutes. And only by the end does my member decide to give me a break.
I think no one’s noticed — but after the meeting, a different girl comes up to me and tells me that she could see my rocky one, very nonchalantly.
At first, I’m super embarrassed, but I guess she liked it…
Because I actually end up getting with her 2 days later after a work happy hour.
And I have Booster Bites to thank. These things really work…”
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