I just take 1 sip and another — and then it starts stirring down there…
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I sip this fruity juice each morning and wait for the results…
At first, nothing.
Then, I notice my pants feeling tighter… in the crotch…
My wife comments (quite impressed) about my bigger bulge.
She can’t keep her hands off me when we’re together (YEAH!)
I’m gaining size little by little…(or big by BIG, I should say)
And my rockiness has gotten to the point where even I can’t believe the towel-hangers that are rigidly going on down there.
It isn’t anything special about me…it’s this fruity juice I’ve been sipping…
How could no one have known about this? And you won’t believe how I discovered it…
Because it all started with a topless native girl with the roundest yabbos I’ve ever seen…
Warmly,
–Matt Cook